Wednesday, August 24, 2016

 

My Friend


If someone in a suit or at a podium addresses you as “My friend…”, bury the silver in the backyard and send your children to relatives in the country. This person is not your friend.

A classic example is Mitt Romney’s response to a campaign heckler: “Corporations are people, my friend.”

Now, the Democratic fundraisers who clog my inbox pounced on the astonishing tone deafness of Romney’s assertion, and I certainly got that. However, it was the “my friend” that dragged serious fingernails across my blackboard.

“My friend” denies the smackdown that is being delivered. You are my friend, and I’m saying this in the spirit of telling you that a bit of toilet paper is trailing from your shoe. Not only are corporations made up of people, my friend, but you should be aware of the legal doctrine of corporate personhood, which goes back to the 1886 Supreme Court decision in Santa Clara v. Southern Pacific. Because we are friends, we will ignore how pathetically limited you are not to have realized all this before. And likewise,  you will surely be pleased to defer to my knowledge and worldly-wisdom. Right, my friend?

Several such bullying verbal mannerisms now pollute our public and business discourse. For example, there’s the rhetorical “guess what?” Critical to this micro-aggression is that the person who prefaces a revelation with “guess what?” never gives you the opportunity to guess. No, he or she – actually, “he”;  this is pretty much a guy thing – he barges on ahead and lays down whatever argument clencher he is going to use to bludgeon you into agreement. Listen to alpha CEO “Neutron Jack” Welch: “You think you're a nice manager, that you're a kind manager? Well, guess what? You won't be there someday.”  What is the purpose of the “guess what,” the apparent opportunity – given and snatched away – for you to exercise your own store of knowledge? It’s the big kid, pretending to let you take your hat back but instead lifting it out of your reach. It establishes who is in control, who knows the things worth knowing, who is able to pierce the veil of appearances and give you the straight dope, all the while suggesting that you are participating.

And by the way, if you believe you are participating you are as gullible as he thinks you are.  Which is, by the way, another one on my list. The “by the way” abuser uses the phrase’s studied casualness not, as the Oxford English Dictionary suggests, to introduce “a chance idea,” but to startle you with a vital fact you may not have known but that he knows so thoroughly it’s just one more item for him to toss out and for you to catch. Here’s Donald Trump on the campaign trail in June 2015: “Our enemies are getting stronger and stronger by the way, and we as a country are getting weaker. Even our nuclear arsenal doesn’t work.” Wait a minute – our enemies are getting stronger and  our bombs don’t even work and that’s a “by the way,” a minor little tidbit? Well, perhaps it is if you move in the same circles as the Donald.

Now I should note that I have so far failed to find anyone else as worked up about these phrases as I am. Is this just another one of those things like the misuse of “literally,” or like “no problem” passing as an acceptable response to “thank you”?  Should I simply chill, and wave goodbye to yet another train that has left the station?

NO! 

The condescension in these phrases strikes me as bad for the Republic. There’s nothing wrong with the people who run things knowing more than the rest of us. It actually has a lot to recommend it. The problem arises when they start to be jerks about it. It’s not just that nobody feels good being on the receiving end of a “guess what.” The real downside is that these usages reinforce a smart-dumb dynamic in our relations with power. By never being given a chance to guess, we are conditioned to wait to be told things. As dangerously, the tellers are conditioned to think themselves in sole possession of truth.  


I’ve given up hoping this stuff will fade out by itself, and while I may be a crank I’m not a fool: I have no illusion that any amount of my carping will cause a mass mending of verbal ways. But guess what, my friends, if we join together on this... Oh wait, forget I said that. 

Sunday, May 18, 2014

 

Mazda blossom

Fifty-one weeks out of the year, all I get for parking under the cherry tree is bird poop.

One week (or actually a few days out of that week) I get decorated like a Rose Bowl float.

Is this the universe trying to make up for the bird poop? I don't think the universe works that way, although thought has been devoted to the larger significance of bird poop.

The universe frankly does not give a damn, nor am I its dear. I exist. It so far has not squashed me like a bug and that's pretty much as far as our relationship goes.
Which is OK by me. I'm not sure I want the attention of the universe, courting some kind of divine attention to my comings and goings, my life in this City on a Hill. If the Universal Paparazzo wants to train its lens elsewhere, fine by me. Means I can get out of cars without my underwear and not wind up on everybody's damn blog.
Why do we assume God's attention will be benign? Because we ask for it? Hah! The Divine sees through that one - the guilty hiding in plain sight, the killer who wants to go to the station to clear his name. The Deity has seen those episodes of Law & Order and isn't being taken in.
No, raise your hand and you're as likely to get it smacked by the Universe as shaken. Leave it down and you may get a plague of frogs or you may not.
The Universe is not running some damn focus group to find out what the creatures want. The Universe has built the product and has a few hundred thousand units in the warehouse ready to ship.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

 

Y-Henge Year 2

It turns out that Y-Henge - when the sun rises directly in the middle of the metal frame over the entrance to the Oak Square YMCA - may be more a period than a single day as I had previously thought. The frame, after all, is fairly large relative to the perceived diameter of the sun, and it depends some on what your observation point is.

That said, sitting on the right hand bench on the Faneuil Street side, as you face the firehouse - which I presume is where the chief Druid would have been sitting - the sun looked pretty central just a day before the  equinox.

Just before

At totality 

I dunno what causes the red ovals. Maybe the Druids.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

 

Dim Possibilities

Light fog makes the middle distance a realm of possibility. Out there, half hidden, a troop of horse waits to advance, swaggering bands of plastic Santas and garden gnomes plot the New Age.

In the trees green is gray and squirrels run respectfully as though in church.

The half-seen gives us a license that the fully illuminated does not. It is impossible not to speculate about the fog-shrouded. What lies behind and just out of reach? In fog the actuary becomes a poet, the analytical chemist a peyote-smoked visionary, and the realm of myth gains subjects by the hundreds. We can't not look for something else, it seems, even if we are not all that discontent or imaginatively unengaged in what is.

We can be perfectly happy with our two by fours and our cars that start and don't look too bad, our reasonable health and pleasant enough neighbors, and still probe the fog for more, for some unspecified Other that will astonish, delight, and terrify.

"This can't be it," we say, not so much complaining as voicing a deep belief. We want, by God, our magic.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

 

The Sound of One Cone Melting

Serving enlightenment for more than a century



Sunday, February 24, 2013

 

Washington Street

I smelled the first skunk of spring this week, on my way to the Mirror, pungent in the frozen snow fields. A first exploration out to test the food supply, scout out den entrances newly melted out, cruise for a little skunk nooky.

And the round world shifts a little more, the South Africans getting maybe a first haunting sense of waning days and cooler breezes, while up here we desperately sniff the air for a hint that we could pull through this one once again, notch another winter on our belts - them of us as wintered over, that is. We musn't forget that some are in the cold cold ground.

Massa and man, currying favor at this last minute with whatever gods may be, wondering as the lights flicker out if in fact these souls are unconquerable or if that was just another cheap advertising trick, that the huckster god slipped a disclaimer into the fine print and rapid talk, while the images persuade us of an eternal romp, tails lifted high, spraying the bold world boldly, for life, as it were.

Thursday, October 04, 2012

 

Moonset

One of the nice things about the circumequinoctial times of the year is that dawn comes at a halfway reasonable hour: early enough to be special, but not so early that you have to set the alarm clock. Or I don't anyway.

So on my walk on the first of October I saw this setting full moon, amid clouds that were just starting to pick up sunlight. 


If I had and knew Photoshop I'd probably take out the electrical wire that runs atop the chimney on the house, but I don't, so there's one ethical dilemma avoided.

As a bonus, it turns out that October 1 is also Y-henge day. The sun rises directly in the middle of the ornamental metalwork atop the Oak Square YMCA, if you stand so you face it directly. I couldn't manage the exposure well enough to capture that. 

Y-henge is unlikely to achieve even the limited, geeky fame of MIThenge, but I had hypothesized its existence, and I am pleased to see it is real. 

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