Sunday, January 08, 2006
Leaving Las Vegas
On the other hand, they do have free Wi-Fi at the airport, which is more than I can say for Boston, the hub of the universe.
I'm sitting near the end of a moving walkway, and I have been hearing "watch out, moving walkway ending" and "stand to the right, walk to the left" announcements by the likes of Bobby Rydell, Frankie Avalon, Rich Little (impersonating, variously, Jackie Gleason, Jack Lemmon and Walter Mathau), somebody whose name I didn't catch (impersonating Cheech Marin, who isn't even dead or retired, as far as I know, and is perfectly capable of recording his own "stand to the right" announcement). Also Carrot Top, but I'm not in a million years going to link to that blight on humanity.
I'm sitting near the end of a moving walkway, and I have been hearing "watch out, moving walkway ending" and "stand to the right, walk to the left" announcements by the likes of Bobby Rydell, Frankie Avalon, Rich Little (impersonating, variously, Jackie Gleason, Jack Lemmon and Walter Mathau), somebody whose name I didn't catch (impersonating Cheech Marin, who isn't even dead or retired, as far as I know, and is perfectly capable of recording his own "stand to the right" announcement). Also Carrot Top, but I'm not in a million years going to link to that blight on humanity.
